Comportar-se como um animal ao volante é tão português como o fado e o chibanço. Ter ministros a 200 km/h na A1 sem pagar multa, comprar um Audi em 2ª mão, meter um aileron Matias na oficina do bairro e testar o bólide na ponte Vasco da Gama é português. E dizer mal dos outros também. E viva o blogue :)



terça-feira, 27 de maio de 2008

MaxiTuning, onde é que vocês andam? Venham cá ver isto!





O nosso colega rochax presenciou e fotografou esta mmm... espécime da personalização automóvel portuguesa. Mas não se preocupem, caros leitores, acho que o rochax vai ter alta hoje do hospital pois é um homem robusto e recompôs-se bem do choque.

Sim, é verdade: o carro tem matrícula portuguesa e circula alegremente pelas estradas portugesas. As modificações são tantas que dificilmente conseguimos descortinar as linhas nobres e tristemente adulteradas deste Golf II. Mas, verdade seja feita, o artista também dedicou parte da "tela" a explicar aos demais condutores que o pedigree desta obra de arte é efectivamente um Volkswagen.

Não há muito para dizer, pois apesar de ter praticamente todos os decímetros quadrados de área do carro devidamente alterados, ele fê-lo segundo as regras do xuning português: a dupla abufadeira negra, os faróis "olhinhos de aranha", o duplo aileron, o retrovisor curto que dá mais 1km/h de velocidade de ponta, a escova pintada, o autocolante evocando o mítico nome GOLF, e claro está, a palinha corta-vento.

Quando escrever um livro sobre os portugueses ao volante, espero que o dono deste carro tenha mais do que a 4ª classe para me escrever o prefácio. A capa bem que podia ter esta fotografia, nem era preciso uma tipa escachada no capô. Por falar nisso, porque raio é que não vemos imagens deste bódile nas MaxiTunings com as respectivas loiraças voluptuosas a roçarem-se nas palinhas corta-vento? Isto é que é a modificação automóvel portuguesa no seu melhor! Porquê negar este talento tuga?

Este carro passa na IPO, é claro, ao abrigo da campanha de preservação do xuning tradicional português, onde nem a ASAE mete o bedelho. Só assim é que conseguimos entender como estes exemplares ainda circulam em 2008 pelas nossas estradas. Há que reconhecer a preserverança do dono, apesar de os gostos deles já serem um pouco... vamos lá a ver... já viram o blog do "Escarro do David Mota", aquela fotocópia de má qualidade da Joséla Castela Branca?

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Coitado do volks, parace mais um empilhador!Cheira me a merda importada!
Falam mal dos xunners portugueses mas os franceses alemaes e mesmo espanhois são mestres na arte do azeite de fibra de vidro.
É grande o volume de importações de abortos desses paises!Será por pena de ninguem os querer lá fora que os trazemos para cá???
Acho mesmo que é mau gosto aliado a ordenados baixos, que imposiblita o xunanço com produto nacional!
Assim impontando, ja bem o kit todo montadinho, com os kilometrozinhos todos, os tocolantes pirosos ineditos ca em portugal, motor ja rotinho quanto baste a mamar mais oleo que o dono a mamar cerveja...

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Ai um xuningzinho destes à maneira, ao cair do dia, é que nem ginjas!

Eu já vi um parecido, mas era dos nossos amigos emigras, sempre tão prestáveis em trazer as boas novidades do que se faz nas terras onde fazem ménage (mas não é daquela que estão a pensar...)

Não me vou esquecer desta preciosidade, quando formos eleger o português ao volante de 2008, é candidato a ter em conta!

js disse...

Livrai-nos senhor, de termos gostos diferentes!

Alias, nem sei pq existem uma gama tao variada de cores na industria automovel. Deviam ser todos brancos!
Eu também não sou adepto do tunning, mas incomoda-me que uma pessoa, por ter um gosto diferente e quiça mais original, seja imediatamente crucificado...

p.s. - original n significa de bom gosto, atenção...

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"As modificações são tantas que dificilmente conseguimos descortinar as linhas nobres e tristemente adulteradas deste Golf II"

Vá lá...são assim tantas? pelo que vi, só tem um acrescento no pára-choques...vá, e os ailerons, que tb são capazes de mudar as tais linhas...de resto não vejo linhas adulteradas. Ah, e garanto-lhe que o carro não passa na inspecção com aqueles faróis, a não ser que sejam homologados, e se forem, não vejo qual é o problema por o dono adorar o seu carro, ou os WV em geral...Sinceramente não me choca nada esse carro e acho que o transito seria bem mais aborrecido sem carros assim, diferentes, ou os senhores gostam de ver todos os dias os mesmos carros nas mesmas cores? são todos iguais, num país de iguais.

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Uui... Posso recordar V. Exas., sem ofender, do Artigo 19.º da D.U.D.H!?

"Todo o indivíduo tem direito à liberdade de opinião e de expressão, o que implica o direito de não ser inquietado pelas suas opiniões e o de procurar, receber e difundir, sem consideração de fronteiras, informações e ideias por qualquer meio de expressão"

A mim choca-me fazer isto a um Volkswagen, logo eu, que sou fã da marca, e guardo religiosamente um até que se torne um clássico, ou, pelo menos, até a Galp & Ca. _(C) PAV_ deixar...

Lá está, não gosto, mas também não me choca que não se importem que ele exista... Lá está, é a "Democrablogosfera"! ( a esta hora da noite, em que encerro o meu dia de trabalho, até dá para criar novos conceitos!!!)

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...Mas, ó porra, Senhor Provedor, adorar um VW, sim senhor, mas isso não significa que ele seja um ambulatório gigante de logótipos!!! :D

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Está a tornar-se moda estes bólides alterados espaciais porem a marca da voiture no vidro traseiro, para que não haja dúvidas...ou para não se esquecerem da marca original do carro.

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